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The Revival Hymn
Awesome God In the first book of Kings, chapter twenty, there is a verse that I believe was the undoing of the Syrian army of the day. They said: “The Lord is God of the hills, but He is not the God of the valleys.” How little they knew or understood about the majesty and greatness of Almighty God! Read More >>

Find Yourself

A lot of people talk about ‘finding themselves' and I suppose they mean that, somehow, in the hustle and bustle of life, they have lost sight of who they are. Perhaps, in some cases, it is when someone has become so wrapped up in another person that they have almost lost their own identity.

Designer God

Do you realise that God is a designer God? In this day and age when everyone is wanting to wear labelled goods; to the point where if your child doesn't have the ‘right label' they can feel ostracized – isn't it good to know that we are wearing the right label as far as God is concerned?

Awesome God

In the first book of Kings, chapter twenty, there is a verse that I believe was the undoing of the Syrian army of the day. They said: “The Lord is God of the hills, but He is not the God of the valleys.” How little they knew or understood about the majesty and greatness of Almighty God!

Be lovers of people

When we read or hear about all the atrocities in the world it would be easy to fall into the hate trap – to blame everyone who is different from us..

Summer Sun

Summer Sun

Aren't you glad the sun is shining once again? I know I am. I told the students this week - once the sun comes out everything looks different, doesn't it?

BBC: Basque separatists ETA announce cease fire (AP) 10:15 - 5.09.2010
AP - The BBC is reporting that the Basque separatist militant group ETA has issued a video declaring a cease fire.
NZ cleans up after quake that tore new fault line (AP) 10:09 - 5.09.2010
AP - The powerful earthquake that smashed buildings, cracked roads and twisted rail lines around the New Zealand city of Christchurch also ripped a new fault line in the Earth's surface, a geologist said Sunday.
Rooney set for Swiss despite reports (AFP) 10:09 - 5.09.2010
AFP - England striker Wayne Rooney is expected to shrug off lurid reports about his private life to travel to Switzerland on Monday for a Euro 2012 qualifier.
Pakistan face England amid fresh fixing claims (AFP) 10:08 - 5.09.2010
AFP - A fourth Pakistan cricketer was reportedly being investigated over alleged match-fixing Sunday, with fresh betting scam claims casting a shadow over the country's one-day match against England.
3 killed in suicide attack on Russian base (AP) 10:08 - 5.09.2010
AP - A suicide car-bomber killed three soldiers and wounded 32 others in an attack on a military base in Russia's violence-plagued republic of Dagestan on Sunday, officials said.

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British women top international ugly poll 10:56 - 5.09.2010 Christian Today
The vulgarity of British women abroad has pushed them to the top of a poll of the worlds ugliest women
Britain has become a selfish and hedonistic wasteland says Archbishops adviser 10:18 - 4.09.2010 Christian Today
An adviser to the Archbishop of Westminster says liberal laws have turned Britain into a selfish and hedonistic wasteland
Polls reveal indifference to Popes visit to Britain 10:18 - 4.09.2010 Christian Today
Most people would recognise the Pope if they passed him in the street but far less are excited about his visit to Britain a new poll has found
Poll reveals indifference to Popes visit to Britain 10:18 - 4.09.2010 Christian Today
Most people would recognise the Pope if they passed him in the street but far less are excited about his visit to Britain a new poll has found

Clean Joke Of The Day

10:28 - 5.09.2010

Today's category: Lawyers
Reasonable Doubt
      A defendant was on trial for murder. There was strong evidence indicating guilt, but there was no corpse. In the defense's closing statement the lawyer, knowing that his client would probably be convicted, resorted to a trick.

      "Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I have a surprise for you all," the lawyer said as he looked at his watch. "Within one minute, the person presumed dead in this case will walk into this courtroom." He looked toward the courtroom door. The jurors, somewhat stunned, all looked on eagerly. A minute passed. Nothing happened.

      Finally the lawyer said, "Actually, I made up the previous statement. But, you all looked on with anticipation. I therefore put to you that you have a reasonable doubt in this case as to whether anyone was killed and insist that you return a verdict of not guilty." The jury, clearly confused, retired to deliberate. A few minutes later, the jury returned and pronounced a verdict of guilty.

      "But how?" inquired the lawyer. "You must have had some doubt; I saw all of you stare at the door."

      The jury foreman replied, "Oh, we looked, but your client didn't."
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