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Abbas: Will quit peace talks if no building freeze
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11:53 - 5.09.2010
AP - Palestinian President Mahmoud Abbas says he has warned Israel's prime minister that he'll quit peace talks unless Israel extends a curb on settlement construction.
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NATO service member killed in Afghan fighting
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11:53 - 5.09.2010
AP - A coalition service member was killed in fighting in Afghanistan's turbulent south Sunday, while a political rival of President Hamid Karzai questioned his approach to pending talks with Taliban who might be having doubts about the insurgency.
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Basque separatists ETA declare ceasefire: BBC
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11:49 - 5.09.2010
AFP - Basque separatist group ETA has declared a ceasefire, the BBC reported Sunday, citing a video statement which it has obtained.
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3 killed in suicide attack on Russian base
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11:39 - 5.09.2010
AP - A suicide car-bomber killed three soldiers and wounded 32 others in an attack on a military base in Russia's violence-plagued republic of Dagestan on Sunday, officials said.
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BBC: Basque separatists ETA announce cease fire
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11:15 - 5.09.2010
AP - The BBC is reporting that the Basque separatist militant group ETA has issued a video declaring a cease fire.
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Polls reveal indifference to Popes visit to Britain
11:18 - 4.09.2010
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Most people would recognise the Pope if they passed him in the street but far less are excited about his visit to Britain a new poll has found
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Poll reveals indifference to Popes visit to Britain
11:18 - 4.09.2010
Christian Today
Most people would recognise the Pope if they passed him in the street but far less are excited about his visit to Britain a new poll has found
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11:28 - 5.09.2010
Today's category: Lawyers Reasonable Doubt
A defendant was on trial for murder. There was strong evidence indicating guilt, but there was no corpse. In the defense's closing statement the lawyer, knowing that his client would probably be convicted, resorted to a trick.
"Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I have a surprise for you all," the lawyer said as he looked at his watch. "Within one minute, the person presumed dead in this case will walk into this courtroom." He looked toward the courtroom door. The jurors, somewhat stunned, all looked on eagerly. A minute passed. Nothing happened.
Finally the lawyer said, "Actually, I made up the previous statement. But, you all looked on with anticipation. I therefore put to you that you have a reasonable doubt in this case as to whether anyone was killed and insist that you return a verdict of not guilty." The jury, clearly confused, retired to deliberate. A few minutes later, the jury returned and pronounced a verdict of guilty.
"But how?" inquired the lawyer. "You must have had some doubt; I saw all of you stare at the door."
The jury foreman replied, "Oh, we looked, but your client didn't."View hundreds more jokes online.
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